As previously determined, I am a giant pansy. Here are 10 things I would LOVE to say.
Since school let out my kids are subjected to the things that come out of my mouth all day without the benefit of time away at school. Bless their hearts.
Said the child who is no longer in the will but is invited to my 50th birthday party!
There are several luxuries that I enjoyed when I was married that I can no longer afford. A girl has to do what a girl has to do.
Forget the luck of the Irish. It's going to take some Voodoo to lift this funk.
Am I in a bad mood or are people, in fact, just total assholes?
I'm just bobbing along, doing assorted crap and dealing with life, kids, life...
I've been thinking about this all weekend. Help me Jesus.
Birdnesting has been going well, my stupid long distance relationship is going well, and I still have the blahs.
We had a birthday slumber party and I'm feeling like Ms. Hannigan.
Our polar vortex-extended winter break is over and it's back to the grind, fun, fun, fun.
I believe I met an original today.
Every time I see this GoGurt commercial I relate to this woman...
This is how I feel today.