And in that title I include myself.
Because my life is so crazy, all my photos today
will be from American Horror Story Asylum.
This is how I feel.
My back hurts and I don’t like people.
(this is Pepper and just so you aren’t scarred for life, she really looks like this)
Yesterday I had to take the boy to the orthodontist because his wire came off his braces. I was already very busy because I had to work and I had to go for my chiropractic therapy in addition to carpool and some other assorted shit.
So Yay! I get to go to the Orthodontist!
While there I had to endure a lecture about missing his last appointment. Apparently, I just skipped one because I’m irresponsible. Well, what happened for real, is that we went the week before because again his wire came undone (or whatevah) and they said we didn’t have to come next week since they did his appointment that day. Well, the desk didn’t get that little tidbit of information and I was in running for the bad mom award.
Sure she’s happy, but we all know the baby probably gets it.
Somehow or other we haven’t been since October and I had this very unattractive SHREW of a female ‘ya ya’ me about the possibility of ‘overcorrecting his bite’ etc. Which by the way, I’m sure is a true and real possibility and they could have called me and told me if they were that worried.
And I was all like “Don’t be yelling at me, it was a misunderstanding and you might need an orbital labotomy or at the very least an exorcism for that bad attitude of yours.”
Because I am busy and beside that it was Christmas and all.
The Boy was worried I was going to whip her like santa up there ‘advocate for myself’with this woman and was like ” I had no idea I missed an appointment!” beforeswiftly moving his scared butt off to the waiting room.
We laughed about it in the car after we processed the trauma andinjustice of it all.
Speaking of crazy people,
Al’s wife needs to be admitted to the Asylum
He is currently stressed because of her insane behavior and
will likely soon have custody of his daughter.
To be honest, it needs to happen. But it will certainly change our
rendezvous (pronounce the s for the plural y’all) to some degree.
No matter because the first ‘rule’ of our relationship is the kids must come first.
I’ll miss my lovah though!
I am still trying to out run Stanley.
“Please don’t tell me you don’t want to birdnest anymore!”
I can keep this up a good while longer, but since I do actually have to work I will leave you with American Horror Story Meets GLEE!
(Yes, Ryan Murphy does both shows. How crazy is that?)
This was a hallucination but gee, it was fun.
Love Jessica Lange.