I am a giant pansy, I try not to create conflict because I hate it. I am a problem solver by nature and by profession. But sometimes people are so stupid and ridiculous, I have to mentally tie my hands behind my back to keep my mouth shut on Facebook. This is made even more difficult because I have so many different types of people who are my friends on Facebook. I went to a Christian University, oh yes, I did. It’s where I learned to say ‘fuck’ like a pro and learned to equate blow jobs with ‘gettin jewelry.’ I blew that shit right off as soon as I vacated the door. However, I have a long list of FB friends from that era who are conservative, don’t drink and certainly don’t get a divorce. Here is a list of things I would love to say on FB.
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This custody arrangement is somewhat new and I recognize can only be used in special circumstances. I know there are many instances in which it won’t work. For example, if your ex is immature, jerkish, a liar, bat shit crazy or just all around such a dumb ass that they must be avoided for your own sanity, then forget about it!
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