I have a very hilarious friend named Carol.
She is so smart and funny she makes me feel like a dimwit.
She came up with a new reality TV game show called
The Island of the Misfit Exes
First, you throw them on a deserted island
like on that new reality show Naked and Afraid
Then you add the irritating chick from
and force them all to date each other.
Then bring in Tim Gunn from Project Runway
to scrutinize their leaf choice for crotch coverings.
Then Bobby Flay will come and criticize how they
grilled that lizard meat.
The only reading material will be old People magazines
and issues of The Watchtower.
Once a week, all inhabitants will be forced to
listen to a selection of songs by Justin Beiber
and Taylor Swift and openly discuss
Helicopter tours will be provided for the rest of us to watch
the passive aggressive, self-absorbed mayhem from an
emotionally safe distance.
Packets of rocks and dead Bluetooth ear devices will be
available for purchase for throwing at our exes on the ground.
This was all Carol’s brilliant idea.
If we see this coming up on Bravo we are gonna sue.