Give Him What He Wants, Give Up What You Need:
The easiest way to attract a man is to get dressed up in a low cut top and tight jeans and head out to the nearest bar. When a man approaches you and gives you a horrible pick up line make sure you smile and laugh. There’s a good chance he’ll offer to buy you a drink but if he doesn’t then buy one for him. He’ll most likely ask for your phone number. Take his phone and program your number in. When he calls and asks you for a date you should invite him to pick you up at your place.
When he arrives at your door greet him again in a low cut top with a plate of bacon in one hand and a cold beer in the other. Invite him in and make sure the TV is on ESPN. The Discovery or History Channel work well too. Hand him the remote just in case. Let him know that you have dinner in the oven so there’s no need for him to spend money taking you out. Have snacks on hand and more beer ready when he is. Serve dinner on tray tables. No need to turn off the TV. Do the dishes yourself even if he offers to help.
Once the kitchen is clean snuggle up with him and pretend you love whatever show he’s chosen. A good marathon of Storage Wars usually sets a romantic mood. Now is a good time to offer him a neck rub or a foot massage. When you get the feeling that he’s going to put the moves on you go for it. No need for romance or foreplay. It will just set you up for later disappointment. Make sure you seal the deal and put out. This will insure that important second date.
By the third date make sure you’ve established that you’re easy and he’s welcome to come and go as he pleases. This would be a good time to let him know that you want nothing from him emotionally or financially and that you’re ok with him seeing other women. Hell in fact they can come over too. Now that will keep him coming back for more.
It’s About Sex, Food and The Chase:
All joking aside ladies is that what you want? The title of this is how to attract a man and keep him coming back for more. The truth is you can attract a man. It’s easy. How do you keep him coming back for more? That’s easy too. Men love a good chase. They love sex and they love food. As long as you keep those ingredients fresh they will keep coming back for more. Otherwise, they would rather spend their time with their buddies.
When they are with their friends they don’t have to pretend to be well mannered. They have the food they want and they get their competitive needs met. If they need sex well they can take of that themselves when they get back home. So where do you fit into the equation?
Pardon my Cynisism:
If you want to attract Mr. perfect (the one that was meant to be) and keep him happily ever after until death do you part. Good luck. You might keep him until death do you part but happily ever after is much trickier. I can’t do it. My personal best is 15 years. I was trying to beat 18 years because that’s how long his first wife kept him. See women are competitive too. Now it seems I’ll have to start all over again. Thirteen years was my best prior to that. Will I get “till death do us part?” Will I have a man crying over me when I die? Is that what this is about? Will I worry that he’ll find someone else after I die? Should I hope that he dies first? I don’t know.
Why do we want “till death do us part?” Who made that rule anyway? Are you less of a woman if it doesn’t work out? You need to ask yourself what you really want. If by some crazy chance you know what you want then you need to communicate what you want to the man you want. Then you need to hope he wants to give you what you want and furthermore you need to give him what he wants. Are you willing to give him what he wants?
The men I know want the best of both worlds. They want what they want. They really do want you. The nice girl who wants to be married and play house. What they don’t really want is to commit to Foooor-Eeeev-Er. They really don’t want to give up the 3B’s. Boobs, beer and bacon.
You’re going to have to figure out a way to do it all.
If you are going to make it work I suggest the following: No nagging, no whining, and no bitching. You need to make sure that you have a good job. You need to make sure that the bills get paid and that the kids are taken care of and that the house is kept the way you want it. Basically if you want something done right then do it yourself. Assuming that a man will take initiative and make things happen the way you want them to happen would um, make him a woman. It’s unrealistic and you’re just setting yourself up for failure. If you truly want a happy relationship then don’t expect anything. That way you will never be disappointed. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news ladies but it is what it is.
Now, If you still want to attract that man then set a friendly trap. Keep him coming back for more by being nice and making sure his needs are met. Pray he does the same in return but don’t be disappointed if he doesn’t.
Now lace up that bustier, dab on some bacon grease and be ready to pop open that beer. Happy Hunting.