Robin Thicke and Paula Patton today announced their separation and declared “We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time.” Bull. Shit. Seriously. This is one of those PR statements that celebrity couples make, like new celeb moms saying they lost all their baby weight through breastfeeding and chasing their toddler around. There are a couple of scenarios that I can imagine as being viable, because, seriously, if they were still BFFs and will always love each other then wouldn’t they be trying to stay together? Marriage counseling and trips and retreats are no object budget-wise for celebrities such as them. (Not that throwing money at a problem will help, but that’s a whole other post).
Scenario One: Their PR people have advised them to