A shout out to all the amazing moms
A shout of to all you moms!
A shout out to all the moms, who sometimes run late in the morning and rush the kids out to school on a couple of cookies and a yoghurt. Yes today, sleep won.
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who stick the baby in front of the TV to watch that bitch Peppa pig for 20 minutes ( Ha OK more like 40) whilst you put your feet up and have a cup of tea and a biscuit whilst checking your Facebook.
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who lose it in the grocery store when your 5 yr old wants an Easter egg in February, it’s fucking February for Christ sake!!!!
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who used a baby wipe to clean the kids tonight as you just cannot muster the energy to run a bath and bathe them or if you really couldn’t be arsed just put them to bed with no wash at all. You can always spray them with air freshener in the morning!!! ( Nooooo !!! )
A shout out to the moms who realise the kids haven’t brushed their teeth in a few days when you go to give them a kiss you gag as their breath smells like dog shit.
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who let the kids stay in their PJ’s all day as it will be ” cool ” and ” fun ” and ” comfy ” when you really just can’t be arsed with more washing added to the never ended Mary Poppins laundry basket.
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who get McDonalds for dinner as it makes your life that little bit easier and shuts the kids up, for 20 minutes at least.
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who make excuses as to why your kids friends can’t come for dinner this week….. When in actual fact you really can’t arsed that’s why!!
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who let their kids to go bed with their tablets / Ipads or dump a TV in their room so you can finally have a few glasses of much needed wine and watch your own programmes. Peppa Pig can go and fuck herself right now. Ahhh wine and Xfactor.
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms whose kids jump on your bed at 6am on a weekend shouting it’s morning, your secretly thinking shut the fuck up as you pass them the iPad tell them to play and be quiet so you can get another hours sleep.
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who look like shit when they drop the kids off and pick them from school and feel inferior to the perfect StepFord Moms, looking immaculate at the school gates.
You are not alone.
A shout out to the moms who forgot to do the kids homework until the night before and then wing it and hope for the best, whilst repeatedly saying ” shit, shit, shit, ”
You are not alone.
A shout out to all the moms who are not perfect but doing the best you can. Too many people think that as a mom you need to be Wonder Woman or some fucking StepFord Mom attending every PTA, baking perfectly iced cupcakes and does all that arts and crafty shit every weekend, when the most important thing you can do for your children is to show them you love them and make sure they are healthy and happy.
Don’t be pressured into falling for that stereotype then thinking you are failing. That stereotype can kiss my perfect ass!!! Just be the best mom you can be and remember don’t judge other moms, we are all fighting our own little daily battles along the way. We are all doing the best we can.
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