What has your ex given you over the 12 days of Christmas?
The holiday season can be a stressful time for anyone. A lot of people are lonely, but for those of us going through a divorce, the loneliness can be a new experience caused by the breaking of family traditions we once had. We may not have our children with us and friends may have deserted us along the way.
I hope anyone reading this knows you are not alone, there are so many of us going through this difficult time and our numbers still seem to be increasing.
So to help keep my holidays merry and bright, I’ve added a twist to one of my favorite holiday songs The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
Please excuse my artistic license, I hope you get a smile from it!
On the first day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: A court date for alimony!
On the second day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the third day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me:
Three benched friends, Two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the fourth day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Four brawling words, three benched friends, two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the fifth day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Five olden flings, four brawling words, three benched friends, two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Six hairs a-graying, five olden flings, four brawling words, three benched friends, two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Seven lies a-hymning, six hairs a-graying, five olden flings, four brawling words, three benched Friends, two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Eight bills a-bilking, seven lies a-hymning, six hairs a-graying, five olden flings, four brawling words, three benched friends, two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Nine levied financing, eight bills a-bilking, seven lies a-hymning, six hairs a-graying, five olden flings, four brawling words, three benched friends, two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Ten calls kept me from sleeping, nine levied financing, eight bills a-bilking, seven lies a-hymning, six hairs a-graying, five olden flings, four brawling words, three benched friends, two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Eleven demands griping, ten calls kept me from sleeping, nine levied financing, eight bills a-bilking, seven lies a-hymning, six hairs a-graying, five olden flings, four brawling words, three benched friends, Two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my almost-ex gave me: Twelve summons brain numbing, eleven demands griping, ten calls kept me from sleeping, nine levied financing, eight bills a-bilking, seven lies a-hymning, six hairs a-graying, five olden flings, four brawling words, three benched friends, two curtailed loves and a court date for alimony!
All I want for Christmas is for this to be finished. My almost-ex has made this drag on for four years and we are not even finished yet.
Ah well, Happy Holidays!
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