Strange things are happening around here.
Poor Stanley in surgery as I type.
After we got divorced he started having ear trouble.
I have no idea why. I swear it wasn’t me.
Maybe he has shower sex ear swimmer’s ear from shower escapades with his gf.
I can tell you he never showered with me once.
And we had a huge shower with 2 shower heads, one a rain shower.
Never once occurred to us to shower together.
That is wrong, just wrong.
Wait what was I talking about?
Oh yes, he is in surgery.
They are rebuilding his eardrum and taking a skin graft
from somewhere else and making it in to an eardrum.
I sent him a text last night wishing him luck and
asked him to ask his gf to let me know how he’s doing.
I got a message on FB which was quite passive aggressive
but I appreciate it none the less.
At 10:45 I received:
“Morning, sorry it took so long to let you know how things are going. Ive been busy with work stuff. He got into surgery around 8:45. Got my first update and all is going well. The surgery will last about two and a half hours. I will let you know next time I get a notification. Have a good day.”
I thanked her profusely for the update because really
she doesn’t owe me anything, but that whole,
‘sorry I was working’ line reeks.
I mean, is she at the hospital with him or at work?
I hate to think he’s at the hospital alone.
He has no family here and I would go up there if he is alone.
But I think that is just her being passive aggressive.
Anyway. She doesn’t like me, this has been predetermined,
so I’m lucky she let me know at all.
He is supposed to be on for the weekend but I can’t
imagine that he will be able to do kids and I told
him I would be available and not to worry about it.
In other news:
I’m over this government shut down.
Every one of those bozos need an up close and personal
introduction to my
Moving on because that shit just gets shittier everyday.
Last night Al and I had another skype date
to watch the first episode of
American Horror Story: Coven
It was awesome.
It had a few scary moments and I covered my eyes
behind a pillow for about 5 minutes.
But it was also awesome.
Jessica Lange, wow.
She is just beautiful and had some great lines.
She said to Kathy Bates character
“Come on, Mary Todd Lincoln.”
I was still laughing this morning.
But, I didn’t sleep great, so I may have to tape at night
and watch in daylight. It comes on so late that
it’s hard to sleep immediately after.
The problem with that is not Skyping it with Al.
I’ll keep trying and maybe can do it because he is purty to look at.
I’m trying hard to hold him close so I can delay the fade.
It’s been 40 hours and so far so good.
My Boyfriend Amnesia has to go.
I have to go back to work now.
I’m the one that needs therapy.