My Insanity Defense

In response to my post yesterday,

 I got a text from my lovah that said 

I needed to lighten up on myself.

Hmmph!

It kind of made me mad.

Because as I told him, I know I get a little crazy but I’m really mad I’m in a stupid long distance relationship at all.

And if he wasn’t so lovely

and we didn’t have a history

I would not be.

(plus of course the kisses, oh yes the kisses)

As I told him a year ago verfuckingbatim,

“I am a very poor candidate for a long distance relationship.”

I have had one before that ended in tears and therapy.

In addition, I was recently divorced and probably

 didn’t need to be in a relationship yet at all.

So, in defense of myself, he had plenty of fair warning.

I always give fair warning.

I’m sweet like that.

I’m going to try  to keep my insanity in check to survive 

this SLD relationship because he’s perfect worth it.

(and how)

But he had plenty of fair warning I might be freakyand he charged ahead anyway making allsorts of promises about how wonderful it would beleaving me all hot and bothered and agreeable and shit.  (uh huh, he did)

I’ve also told him if he breaks my heart after this shit 

I am going to 

“Cut off his ___ (manhood) and wear it around me neck!”

Just like Ygrette told her lover, Jon Snow, in Game of Thrones.

(BTW, that didn’t end well but I love Ygrette.Bet she carries a brick in that Yeti backpack).

A girl has to be clear.

Just sayin.