News: Of Robert Pattinson And Jessica Simpson

I’m on tonight and Stanley is on for the weekend. He left with his bag so I imagine the apartment is in full swing.

BORING.

So since there is nothing new here

I am going to comment on other people’s news.

Horrible tragedy. Horrible. And I CANNOT FREAKIN BELIEVE that anyone can walk in off the street and buy an assault rifle. That is not what the founding fathers had in mind. They were talking about muskets people.

Where the hell are people’s brains to think that this should be legal?

I saw on the news that some of the survivors are racking up huge medical bills.

That bill goes to the NRA.

K Stew, oh K Stew. .. What the hell were you thinking?

I agree, Robert Pattison might be kind of boring (he certainly doesn’t look like a firecracker in the sack) but ya’ll can’t take a pee without a photographer snapping it, you think you are getting away with this? There are going to be legions of twihards wanting to hunt you down, forget the Huntsman and the Volturi. Poor Rob. It is humiliating enough to be cheated on without the whole world knowing in 3 seconds. And shame on you 41 year-old married director!

I don’t get the deal with her anyway. She seems like such still water to me. You know, the kind you hope runs deep but usually find out it is just shallow and stupid.

Where is Rob? I am dying for a response.

And we all need an update on Swamp Ass.

Jess Jess got a $4 million contract with Weight Watchers but apparently one of the stipulations is that she has to lose 20 – 30 pounds by the end of August. So guess what Jess is doing? I don’t know but I know she isn’t eating! That would be a huge motivation. I might even could do it for 4 mil. Apparently she gained 70 lbs. I feel sorry for these women in show biz who have to drop it that quickly. Instead of sitting rocking her baby she is starving and hanging with a trainer for 8 hrs a day.

This shit is just cray cray