Say Yes to The Dress!

My total guilty pleasure…  I will admit. 

 I get so happy on Fridays, because it is Bride Day on TLC.  I am truly pathetic. 

I pour my glass of wine, sit back, guard the remote and then talk back to the TV.

For instance, to this I say

“Uh huh, go ahead and buy that 25K dress Princess! But

10 million people think you look like a whore right now!”

and

“Just buy it dude.  It is too late.  She has you by the short hairs.”

then

“Randy,  do not let her wear those glasses on her wedding day!”

and the 

“Bless her heart!  What is she thinking?”

Then there are the very mean mothers.

I mean, mean.

Under no circumstances should you tell your daughter the dress makes her look likea linebacker, ya’ll.  Never.  Even if it does.

But my favorite thing is how these 22 year-old girl children tell the camera how they are marrying the ‘best man in the whole world’.And I’m thinking

FOR REAL?He better be.  Because after the $100,000 wedding you are going to be picking up his stinky socks.

That’s it.  I don’t want my bitterness to show.

Good luck to them all!  Hope does spring eternal.

Even for me.