The Island Of the Misfit Exes

I have a very hilarious friend named Carol.

 She is so smart and funny she makes me feel like a dimwit.

She came up with a new reality TV game show called 

The Island of the Misfit Exes

First, you throw them on a deserted island 

like on that new reality show Naked and Afraid

Then you add the irritating chick from

Millionaire Matchmaker 

and force them all to date each other.

Then bring in Tim Gunn from Project Runway

to scrutinize their leaf choice for crotch coverings.

Then Bobby Flay will come and criticize how they

grilled that lizard meat.

The only reading material will be old People magazines

and issues of The Watchtower.

Once a week, all inhabitants will be forced to 

listen to a selection of songs by Justin Beiber

and Taylor Swift and openly discuss 

“their feelings.”

Helicopter tours will be provided for the rest of us to watch

the passive aggressive, self-absorbed mayhem from an 

emotionally safe distance.

Packets of rocks and dead Bluetooth ear devices will be 

 available for purchase for throwing at our exes on the ground.

This was all Carol’s brilliant idea.

If we see this coming up on Bravo we are gonna sue.