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Bleeders – women
Pokers – males
Asshole – Rush Limbaugh
Geezer – Males in Washington all up in our vagina business.
Forget freedom of religion. This has nothing to do with that. This has to do with them keeping women down. Again. Or should I say, still.
These old geezers act like they would still be living in the Garden of Eden if women didn’t dangle their luscious vagina’s in front of them.
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| I was thiiiiiiis close to posting a vagina pic. |
Contraception, aka birth control, is related 100% to Women’s Health. It is used to prevent pregnancy for those to whom pregnancy would be dangerous: young women, older women, women who have just had a baby and it is unsafe to have another pregnancy too soon, women who have other health issues that need medication that would be harmful to fetuses such as women receiving treatment for breast cancer (ooh, I said breast) etc.. In addition contraception is prescribed for a significant number of other women’s health issues including reducing the risk of some cancers. There isn’t a sign of religious freedom anywhere in that above paragraph. What is there repeatedly is the word ‘women’. It is there seven times and I wasn’t even trying.
How is this for ‘women’.
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| I say we let them weigh in on Viagra. Aunt Mae is in the back row and she is not into peen. |
So, we are to understand that:
- The geezers (and I know that they aren’t all old but damn, that is an old mentality. Are we still that intimidated by women, boys?) don’t want insurance to cover birth control. Well FUCK ME. There are a whole lot of women out there that will no longer be able to afford it. Pokers better up their condom budget.
- Those same geezers want to cut Planned Parenthood funding, so there goes that option. You Pokers, forget the condoms and put it back in your pants altogether.
- The aforementioned geezers, want to outlaw abortion, so triple fuck it. Get the evil peen out of my sight (even your poker husband’s evil peen) or else you may die on a dirty table surrounded by unsterilized dirty equipment. (Hey, I’ve seen the movies).
I don’t see anyone legislating any man’s vasectomy, but If you won’t allow me birth control, please allow me the right to demand my partner have a vasectomy. Since it will still be covered by insurance and all.
The Pokers better be lining up for it.
DON’T MAKE ME BRING A RAZOR BLADE TO BED.
I’m starting to see women’s options diminish otherwise.
It still takes 2 people to make a baby. Guess they are going to step up and take care of all of these unwanted children.
And Rush Limbaugh owes all of us bleeders an apology. He said, “So, I’m offering a compromise today: I will buy all of the women at Georgetown University as much aspirin to put between their knees as they want.”
This is one poker that needs to get reacquainted with his right hand.
How can Rush Dumbass call anyone else a slut and a prostitute? Time has shown us that Rush Limbaugh is no where near a perfect person. He has been investigated on prescription drug charges that were only dropped by prosecutors when he agreed to pay $30,000 to defray the cost of the investigation and complete an 18-month therapy regimen with his physician. He has been married 4 times. His current wife needs bitch slapped for sharing his bed. He has been detained by drug enforcement agents at the Airport in Palm Beach Customs officials confiscated Viagra from Limbaugh’s luggage as he was returning from the Dominican Republic. The prescription was not in Limbaugh’s name.
BTW, Insurance will pay for this asshole’s Viagra.
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| Rush Limbaugh’s asshole. As illustrated by Kurt Vonnegut |
(BTW, when I googled Rush Limbaugh’s asshole, there were 9,410,000 results. Just sayin.) I’m done with my rant. Not really, I’m not remotely done. I’ll just stop before I offend anymore of ya’ll. However, as I say to most of my therapy patients at some time or another:
as women, we need to take our power back.
No contraception, no luscious vagina until you line up for your vasectomy
(since it will be covered and all)
Seriously, they will just clip it a little. Just a few tiiiiny little cuts.
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