Well, it didn’t take the coordinator of the GED to call this……..
This celebrity split shocked NO one.
You just can’t call world wide attention to your
celebrity wife’s cooter and expect it to end well.
I wonder how many times she has called him an ‘old fuck’
since June when that story broke?
I’m betting a few.
Plus with her bipolar disorder my guess is she is hiiiigh maintenance
and dangerous when provoked.
Yep, that’s gonna cost him,both money and hide.
In other news, I’m way late with this but
Bless the train wreck’s heart.
As one of my friends said,
“Someone ought to get her some Vagisil and burn that foam finger.”
I’ve spent a lot of time (waaay more than enough) watching Miley
with my girls during their Hannah Montana phases.
I was watching Dexter Sunday night but heard Merlot’s
screams of shock and ran in the family room to see
little Hannah humping teddy bears, singing off tune
and generally acting like a bad girl on stage.
Merlot was screaming.
But she was most offended by her hair.
Which was hilarious.
Otherwise she said, in a very resigned manner, “Yep, she will the next Disney star in a mental hospital.”
Jumping Bean walked through the room and added Miley to the mental hospital list:
Then she left again..
Merlot also had comments for Lady Gaga.
She said her hair was ‘one shade up from puke”
and that her face looked like it had been “replanted.”
Whatever that means.
Again she didn’t seem to notice she was nearly nekkid.
Are kids today more accustomed to that?
Because if I had seen that in 1972 when I was her age,I wouldn’t have noticed her hair.
Of course being raised in the bible belt I would have been afraid of being struck down by lightening just for watching.
Back to Miley.
Are she and Liam Hemsworth still dating?
Because Merlot and I think he needs to dump her for that.
I know, I know, the whole point is the publicity and everyone is talking about her so I guess it was a huge success to her and her people.
But she can never be a serious anything after that hair.
Just ask Jim Carey
Do they not have anyone surrounding them that ever says,” Maybe that isn’t such a good idea Miley?” Or “Michael, maybe, just maybe you might want to consider Catherine’s feelings before you talk about oral sex to the Daily Mirror?” They could ask us. Merlot and I are available in between studying spelling words and writing reports on pigs.