“If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer.”
Confession #1: STARBUCKS is NOW Paleo or that is what I am wishing. Actually, it is not, but I have drank a billion gallons worth of Egg Nog Lattes this week. Despite it being Zimbabwe hot in Hawaii, for the holidays, I am still craving this warm treat. We have no seasons in Hawaiil, Starbuck’s special edition flavors, is basically my reminder that is almost Christmas. What I have spent on the grande red cups this month, is almost equivalient to an electric bill. Must stop.
Crack Infused Coffee
Plus, I ate a whole bag of Christmas Hershey Kisses and ordered Papa John’s pizza TWICE this weekend. Not that this excuses it, but it was pouring outside and I was graduate school home arrest for finals week. Bascially, I threw Paleo out the window. Oh, well, I will start over, just as soon as I finish sipping this grande no whip Egg Nog latte.
Confession #2: Due to crazy finals week, I did not go to the “box”, but I DID watch a lot of CrossFit videos and reposted Tabata links on Facebook. That counts for something right??? Jack will be spending the next few weeks in Florida, with his dad and stepmom for the Christmas holiday. Guess where I will be, so it evens all out. I’ve done the math in my head already.
I Bet Brad Pitt CrossFits…
Confession #3: I used my kettlebell as a paperweight this week, for all my research writings. I am pretty sure my coach is going to kill me for that one. Also, makes for a GREAT door stopper. Just saying.
Confession #4: I am set to visit the CrossFit box in Tokyo and Bali. Sadly, the main reason I want to CF, in Bali, is so that I can take the obligatory photo of me, backsquating coconuts on a bamboo stick. It gets worse, I am only practicing my numbers in Japanese, so that I can understand the WOD when I am in Japan.
Wait, I Could Do This In Hawaii???
Confession #5: I saved the absolute best for last. Remember last week, when I confessed about CROSSing My Fingers to meet a CrossFitter?
Can you send me a CrossFitter that lives HERE or will PCS here on orders?!
P.S He has to be nice and normal. I have learned to be specific in my prayers.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, my life is proof, that “if you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in a prayer.” Jesus, answered alright, in fact, he decided to multiple my prayer. Within one week, since my last confession, GOD sent me three CrossFitters from my “box”, asking me to go out. All, cute, smart and nice men. Dammit. None were my CrossFit crush. Keep on praying.
Thank You JESUS, No Really…Thank You JESUS!!!!
I am not even joking and completely surprised. I just looked up, to the sky, smiled, laughed and thanked GOD for HIS great sense of humor. Even if you do not believe in GOD, I absolutely believe, your words are very powerful and the universe will always correspond to the nature of your song.
For example, if you always find yourself complaining, that there are “no good men” left. Guess what? You just made an order to the universe. Don’t be surprised if you continue to draw bad men douche bags. For you fellas reading, this concept applies to the women in your life as well. Choose your thoughts and words very selectively.
Remember that promise I made to God. I swore off online dating, he would let the men find me. I wanted to date differently this time. Well, I am seeing HE is keeping his promise to me. Please refer to the aforementioned prayer.
While, I am flattered and thankful for the sign from above, I am not really sure what to do with this. I always had a rule, don’t date in your box. Basically, don’t s#$! where you eat. I know, sorry, graphic analogy. Just like Ronny from Jersey Shore, “Never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.” GREAT! $%#! S.O.B! I just quoted the Jersey Shore. I swear I am smart, ya’ll. You catch my drift.
Rules Were Meant To Be Broken
I will focus on the positive, versus the possible negatives! Positive, possible love and the best asses ever! Squats work! Plus, CrossFit men NEVER give up, until the task is complete. GOD blessed CrossFit men.
How completely random was my week!? Brings a smile to my face. Who wouldn’t like to be pursued by beautiful CrossFit men? Whomever is serious, will make his intentions known through his actions. I am not all too concerned. At minimum, I now can see, you can meet men outside of Match.com or eHarmony.
Here is a SUPER CUTE CrossFitters Guide To Dating Link http://if-fit.com/a-crossfitters-guide-to-dating/
So, for all you ladies out there, wondering where they can meet men, why not CROSS over from online dating and JUMP into a “box”. You never know. WOD are you waiting for? 😉
What junk food did you eat this week?
Have you ever met anyone at the gym?
When was your last date?